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# Party Sprout
that wouldn't come out



(Zoidaroid, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I learned to do this today:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Manley Banana: made of guns and mustard.
And an extra E.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# It is bruised on the outside,
but not in the middle!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I sometimes stick pins in them, sort of wobble them about a bit, then give it to someone.
When they open it, it'll be all cut up inside.

I'm sort of a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I keep meaning to do that trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I'd say about 6 or 7 times out of 10 it works. Very good when it DOES work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# bet you can't do it with an orange
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# It seems possible, but not as easy as the banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Actually, if you use a big long needle
You poke it into the orange and keep pulling it in and out in stabbing motions around the inside of the orange, making sure you keep within the same hole and not enlarge it too much

Then replace in the fruit bowl and wait for your victim - when they try and peel it, the squeezing action will squirt a comical jet of orange juice, hopefully into their lying eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Nicely :D I'll remember this one for future use.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# have another selection of fruit
- with a manly banana

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Leek and banana?
Does that go?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# rofl
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Well done
is the lettering done with a marker or also banana?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# the gas pocket forming behind him will help!
and just what is that glistening white stuff lining what I assume to be a colon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# It's a still from Warp Records' Artificial Intelligence video
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# the perspiration of a very scared pink sock
.
(Zoidaroid, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)