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# 'nings all.
Anyone fancy a stasis mace?


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(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Now I'v clicked the big one and seen how pretty it actually looks, as long as it's free I'll take one thanks
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)
# There were a number of freebie ones dished out to the unsuspecting public...
... but JML had to withdraw them, due to design features. Mainly, it was the stasis power source that leaked, thus causing several black holes to appear in handbags.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I'll take the risk!
At age 12ish, I tried to make my own lightsaber! I spent all day stripping copper wire and wrapping it around an old bicycle pump, carfully insulated one end with a rubber hand grip, wired it up to a plug and swithed it on, things went with a bit of a bang!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Well, you can rest assured that these products weren't tested on animals.
Conscription's a fun thing. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I know where one side goes
but where do you stick the other end?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# I take it you're on about the unfortunately shaped handle..?
If so, well... whatever floats ones boat, I guess.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I mean...
you could have made it spikier!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# The R&D division have been advised.
Laughter was heard shortly afterwards.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but MULLET ATTACKS AMISH BEARDS

I have to stop finding crap amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# No problem, I've got my bike outside.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)