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# One of them invented the telly
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# also tarmac
and the macintosh raincoat
and a steam engine that wasn't a useless piece of shit
and penicillin
and battery acid
and so on and so on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# and the concept of battering and frying confectionery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# and the concept of frying pizzas
although to be fair that was a turkish-run place, so maybe that was turkish-scottish
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# either way, it's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# fried pizza is surprisingly lovely
although that juiciness loses its appeal at about the third bite when you realise you're basically eating fat suspended in fatty bread
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# that's the point.
i don't eat fried food these days, so even the smell of a recently-used chip pan is enough to make me feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# i don't think i'll eat another fried pizza in my life, certainly
i only made it through part of a slice of that one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)