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# Well the bored appears a bit sloe
So here's my parody of political satire.

(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I am confused
I thought the sweaty sock more normally refers to the good people of Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# with out wanting to sound like a troll
but you mention good people and scotland in the same sentance/
did any one ever teach you history ?
what have the scots ever done for us ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# One of them invented the telly
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# also tarmac
and the macintosh raincoat
and a steam engine that wasn't a useless piece of shit
and penicillin
and battery acid
and so on and so on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# and the concept of battering and frying confectionery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# and the concept of frying pizzas
although to be fair that was a turkish-run place, so maybe that was turkish-scottish
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# either way, it's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# fried pizza is surprisingly lovely
although that juiciness loses its appeal at about the third bite when you realise you're basically eating fat suspended in fatty bread
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# that's the point.
i don't eat fried food these days, so even the smell of a recently-used chip pan is enough to make me feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# i don't think i'll eat another fried pizza in my life, certainly
i only made it through part of a slice of that one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Just sticking to literature, they gave us:
Sherlock Holmes, Treasure Island, Peter Pan, Trainspotting, The Thirty Nine Steps, The Wind in the Willows and Where Eagles Dare, for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# ok so apart from
telly
raincoats
tarmac
fried pizza
and caramel waffer bisquits
and a steam engine that wasn't a useless piece of shit
and penicillin
and battery acid
i mean come what have the scots ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# rab c nesbitt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Ian MacNaughton,
director and producer of Monty Python's Flying Circus, was also Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Iain Banks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Of course!
add The Wasp Factory or The Crow Road to that list.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Agreed.
Banks is a genius.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# ok ok shut up and just tell me
apart from all the other stuff what have they ever done for us ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# irn bru
and barr's soda cream, and haggis suppers and black pudding suppers and fish suppers and sausage suppers and heart attacks at 40
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# boiling piss?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# In America
the streets are paved with boiling piss
(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# ah haaa
so the whole 'follow the yellow brick road' thing was about finding one's way to the land of freedom and promise, only to find one's worn out socks soaked in boiled piss

EDIT: and then we wake up only to find that we are still living on the old tornado-ravaged farm. So, 'The Wizard of Oz' was all about boiling piss...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)
# It doesn't matter whether you're as tall as the emerald city guardians
or as short as a munchkin.

You can still piss on people's feet.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# that's really deep, maaan...
*takes another toke*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# wet flag lightning angers sweater man
I love that show
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# They take the piss out of the flag; the piss fills up half the world
Meanwhile, a trendy republican is irked by the damage done to his Hallowe'en decoration, which he thinks of as a real person.

Amiright?
Edit: Oops! Thanks Enc, you're right, he would be a democrat.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I think you nailed it!
except he's an irked trendy democrat... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# gopissonthis.com
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I had to do a double-take on the URL after reading the article too, HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# i find it amusing how the dead bodies are on display, but the soldiers' penises have a 'GRAPHIC CONTENT' overlay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I'm quite happy to explain to my son
what a pissy arab is

but i don't want him to see lots of willies and become a woofter.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# aww now....
there's nothing more manly than chomping on a little soldier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I was just thinking something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ...and of all people, I know you would know that there is nothing more appealing than hot piss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# there are some pics out there without that..


..imagine my surprise to find that they all have tiny weiners :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# but they make up for it with cubic capacity
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Ur so eDgey!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)