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(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Oooof.
Your username has brought to mind a recent pub conversation, about the feasibility of scoffing a whole Fray Bentos at a sitting. Back in my povvy Fray Bentos-eating days, it was comething of a challenge to get thought a full one, but the people I was chatting with seem to think it fairly straightforward.

Have they downsized recently, or have I always been a bit of a lightweight when it comes to Fray Bentos?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# fucking lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# please
flaky pastry and a bit of meat in gravy? you have the stomach capacity of a fieldmouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Us northeners LIVE for stuff like that! *makes self hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# yep
can't beat a huge bowl of scouse with red cabbage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# What's the difference between scouse and stew?
Pickled red cabbage ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# scouse is better
because it just is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# *brings back memories*
Proper lamb scouse with grease floating on the top.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# This^
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# oooh i could bost one o them
Not had a fray bentos pie for 10+ years. Can you get them without kidney in now? I dont eat them (kidneys) anymore as they turn my stomach thinking of them
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# i walked past the local chippy ten minutes ago
on my way back from the chemist's. the smell of rapidly-warming fat and grease almost made me rain chunks in the street :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# You are A Vagabond.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# why is it always raining in my chunks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# The one and only Fray Bentos I had ended up in the bin still in the tin.
Fort Knox is easier to get into.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# You could even say my temper was frayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# was the tin bent
then you had a toss?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# No, I was using a spoon.
And yes, I always have a wank when I'm angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I hold no answers.
Having been a bit of a porker a few years ago, the 'pie' brand soundalike of my surname was a tap-in for anyone thinking up a nickname. Thankfully, I got in there first and Fray Brentos was born. I ain't never not eaten none of their pies although i let one go rusty in my cupboard once before throwing it in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# mmmmmmm, rusty pie.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Reminds me of a ginger ex of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Rusty roof, smelly cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Not had one since student days
but I used to be able to finish one of those and a tin of potatoes at the time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I tried a Goblin microwaveable one. Two ferra pahnd in Poundland.
You're supposed to put it face-down on a plate and the pot lifts off as it cooks. It didn't. Had to scoop it out. OK in a mushy pie-ey sort of a way. But I'm not sure I'll ever get round to having the other one anytime soon...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Michael Gove suggested we get the queen a new boat for the jubilee
I know where ones going cheap it just needs collecting from italy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# And a bit of polyfilla too, I'd guess.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Gaffa tape will fix it right up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)