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Vanessa Parody

From the The Right To Parody challenge. See all 183 entries (closed)

(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Ooo - an excuse to whore out my favourite piece of pr0n:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# My ex kind of looks like that now... but more ginger.
In other news....

I just E-mailed northern rail to complain about all their waiting rooms being locked at a station near my mams... (When I moaned at the guy he told me "I'm not opening it, Kids will go in there")

I got a lovely response...

"Dear Customer

Customer Relations

Case Reference: MYOB

Thank you for taking the time to contact Northern, the train company serving communities across the north of England.

We aim to respond within 20 working days.

In the meantime we can confirm receipt of your feedback/enquiry.


Kind regards


Customer Relations Officer"

TWENTY WORKING DAYS????? That's A MONTH!
I e-mailed Mersyrail thinking it was their station and got an instant response apologising but stating they don't run the station and it's Northernrail! This train "system" we have is a joke!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# They still have Victorian era hand-cranked e-mail, mostly in signal boxes
which is why it takes so long to respond, as they have to send out a signalman, and he needs to take his dog, a flask and some sandwiches. And due to cutbacks there's only the one of him to visit all the signal boxes in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I was sat there OUTSIDE with a 7 year old!
It was effing freezing and this cunt was sat with his electric heater refusing to open any doors! If my daughter wasn't there I would have tried to drag him through that stupid voice vent.

I did see a poster saying that people who steal the wire from the sides of the tracks are costing a fortune..... So that gave me a good idea on where to get some copper to weigh in.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# I'd be careful getting some copper to weigh in.
Police brutality and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Did you see Coppers last night?
It's the best comedy on TV!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I was out in the garden shaking my fist in rage at the bloody stars and their infinite majesty
following a stint watching that starwatch programme. I am also in lust with Liz Bonnin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# "effin" freezing, but this "cunt"?
Interesting self-censorship choice there.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# bring back horses I say
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# best of all the tranports systems
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)