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# There are two 'L's in Stollen
assuming he has there ingredients for making German cake, otherwise I just have no idea what's going on here
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# But there's only one L?
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# Exactly - I'm pointing out his mistake
It currently says "Stolen stuff" which is ridiculous, because any intelligent criminal (as the cunning fox must be) would surely use the more concise jargon "loot", or possibly "swag".
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# Ahh...
If I were a cat burglar, it'd say "SHIT I'VE JUST NICKED" on the side, along with my telephone, home address and Twitter.
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# Surely only a turd burglar would have a bag saying "Shit I've just nicked"?
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# Good point...
How about "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL"?

No... that won't work either. DAMMIT!
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# Irony!
He may be a criminal, but he is in no way smooth. Not to mention he wears bright pink.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# It was intentional.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)