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(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Okay, so...
A butch (lesbian?) copper is threatening Robin Hood with a comedy truncheon whilst Michael Jackson looks on?

Okay.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Exactly!
except she's involved with the Michael Jackson look-a-like. He likes it rough.

But that was the exact reaction I was going for! To tell you the truth, these guys are regular characters of mine. Care if I introduce them?? I promise I'll keep it brief.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# As long as they appear to be all of a legal age.
Down with toddler nun rabbits!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# ^This. All over.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Agreed. Even I have standards.
I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...

Blaxanie O'Neal (the butch cop)
She's a cat police officer who is always on duty. She's very tough and uses brute force to get her way. Many people don't like her, except for Jack Michaels, who is one of the few who does. She also has a lazy eye which she covers up.

Jack Michaels (the MJ impersonator)
He's a squirrel who runs a shop with his brothers. He's also very wimpy and somewhat of a pacifist, and relies on Blaxanie's help often. He can take a hit, though. (There's also a "separate" Jack Michaels, who is used as my avatar.)

Derrick R. Simmons (that Robin Hood-looking guy)
He's a fox who's a lousy thief. He tries to rob Jack often. Thanks to Blaxanie, he never gets away with anything. He's one of the many people who doesn't like her. Also he has a mangina... not sure why that last tidbit even exists.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
# this
I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...

was convincing

but then the character exposé, made it less convincing :)
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# HAVE FORGIVENESS!!!!!1
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# oh, ok then!
\o/
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
# THANK YOU OGM!!! ^^
would like me tell you of toddler nun rabbits molester eyebrow man face candy of badness person 9/11 friedness chicken of Kentucky?? :3
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# It depends, upon the quality of your canoe, my canoe, for example, is famously "fucking shit".
How good is your canoe?
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:07, archived)
# We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Needs more Hitler-wanking nuns...
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hitler schoolgirls?
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I actually understand this a LOT more than Moggy's posts.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# In that case, I'll have to push things to the next level
one moment, finding appropriate image.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Well, it's probably the method of suicide that I'd choose
:D
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# and how!
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Yep, STILL makes more sense than Moggy's posts.
I'm not even shitting you; when compared to any of Moggy's posts, this is more comprehensible.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I need more O_O, alas scanner inop at the moment, so I have to rely on my back catalogue


I shall have to channel my inner incomprehensibly.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Dude, anything ANYONE can post on here still makes more sense than her frightening menagerie of underage zombie rabbit nuns.
EDIT: Also, nice drawing :D
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
# well, we don't have a generally "that's nice dear" accepted history of that sort of thing
So I'll stick to good old bodyshock among consenting adult sentiences.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I don't think she/he realizes that we don't want to see that kind of thing...
but I will concede, recently it HAS died down a bit. Only just, though.

Right, I'm off tae bed, nighty night!
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# It's a perfect visual translation of what it's like to try to understand her.
It perfection of translated visually to understandingness of Mogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)
# let's semblance the intent!
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# hahahaha oh lord
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
#
Oh God, that face
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# "You don't scare me! Work on it!"
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I made that!
I'm sure you really wanted to know that...
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# And it is indeed ace, got it off links ages ago and would have credited it but couldn't remember who it was
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# There are two "L"s in Stollen
assuming he has there ingredients for making German cake, otherwise I just have no idea what's going on here
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)
# But there's only one L?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Exactly - I'm pointing out his mistake
It currently says "Stolen stuff" which is ridiculous, because any intelligent criminal (as the cunning fox must be) would surely use the more concise jargon "loot", or possibly "swag".
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Ahh...
If I were a cat burglar, it'd say "SHIT I'VE JUST NICKED" on the side, along with my telephone, home address and Twitter.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Surely only a turd burglar would have a bag saying "Shit I've just nicked"?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Good point...
How about "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL"?

No... that won't work either. DAMMIT!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Irony!
He may be a criminal, but he is in no way smooth. Not to mention he wears bright pink.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# It was intentional.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# On the lam from The Bronze.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Whats with all the beastiality loving at the moment?
Doesn't 4chan or someone do things for that?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Nah - that's Deviantart
I blame the king of the Jacks - JollyJack
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Surely images portraying animals in a sexual manner
should be illegal?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It was made illegal in the 40s after this scandalous Tom & Jerry cartoon:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vzfcZ_nJto&feature=related

Thats what WWII was really about y'know. All those brave folks fought and lost their lives to make sexy animal cartoons legal again.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
even The Racoons? :(
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# *hopes someone posts that super porny raccoons orgy pic to freak fiend out*
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# It's already made me cry. Imagine what it'd do to HIM!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# The long thumb of the law!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# "Guess where this is going!"
It's how most of these scenarios pan out, anyway.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I bet that kitty / dog / fox / wolf thing behind the copper
is already slipping a finger in somewhere
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Yep!
But he's a squirrel.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# The Michael Jackson one?
Well it is! Look! The glove, the jacket... wait...



OH SHIT.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Oh lord now I can't unsee it.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I can see she's admiring
that lady-cop's orthodontic work.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# What do Americans call dentists?
"Orthodontists?"
No - DENNIS

(shooting stars)
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
I love their gags.

"I used to go out with a girl who worked at Marks and Spencer."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, but she wouldn't let me try anything on."
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)