
A butch (lesbian?) copper is threatening Robin Hood with a comedy truncheon whilst Michael Jackson looks on?
Okay.
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:05,
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Okay.

except she's involved with the Michael Jackson look-a-like. He likes it rough.
But that was the exact reaction I was going for! To tell you the truth, these guys are regular characters of mine. Care if I introduce them?? I promise I'll keep it brief.
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:32,
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But that was the exact reaction I was going for! To tell you the truth, these guys are regular characters of mine. Care if I introduce them?? I promise I'll keep it brief.

Down with toddler nun rabbits!
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:35,
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I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...
Blaxanie O'Neal (the butch cop)
She's a cat police officer who is always on duty. She's very tough and uses brute force to get her way. Many people don't like her, except for Jack Michaels, who is one of the few who does. She also has a lazy eye which she covers up.
Jack Michaels (the MJ impersonator)
He's a squirrel who runs a shop with his brothers. He's also very wimpy and somewhat of a pacifist, and relies on Blaxanie's help often. He can take a hit, though. (There's also a "separate" Jack Michaels, who is used as my avatar.)
Derrick R. Simmons (that Robin Hood-looking guy)
He's a fox who's a lousy thief. He tries to rob Jack often. Thanks to Blaxanie, he never gets away with anything. He's one of the many people who doesn't like her. Also he has a mangina... not sure why that last tidbit even exists.
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Blaxanie O'Neal (the butch cop)
She's a cat police officer who is always on duty. She's very tough and uses brute force to get her way. Many people don't like her, except for Jack Michaels, who is one of the few who does. She also has a lazy eye which she covers up.
Jack Michaels (the MJ impersonator)
He's a squirrel who runs a shop with his brothers. He's also very wimpy and somewhat of a pacifist, and relies on Blaxanie's help often. He can take a hit, though. (There's also a "separate" Jack Michaels, who is used as my avatar.)
Derrick R. Simmons (that Robin Hood-looking guy)
He's a fox who's a lousy thief. He tries to rob Jack often. Thanks to Blaxanie, he never gets away with anything. He's one of the many people who doesn't like her. Also he has a mangina... not sure why that last tidbit even exists.

I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...
was convincing
but then the character exposé, made it less convincing :)
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:48,
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was convincing
but then the character exposé, made it less convincing :)

would like me tell you of toddler nun rabbits molester eyebrow man face candy of badness person 9/11 friedness chicken of Kentucky?? :3
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04,
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How good is your canoe?
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:07,
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A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12,
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A yellow submarine



I'm not even shitting you; when compared to any of Moggy's posts, this is more comprehensible.
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:59,
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I shall have to channel my inner incomprehensibly.

EDIT: Also, nice drawing :D
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:06,
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So I'll stick to good old bodyshock among consenting adult sentiences.
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:08,
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but I will concede, recently it HAS died down a bit. Only just, though.
Right, I'm off tae bed, nighty night!
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:17,
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Right, I'm off tae bed, nighty night!

It perfection of translated visually to understandingness of Mogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:11,
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Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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assuming he has there ingredients for making German cake, otherwise I just have no idea what's going on here
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:10,
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It currently says "Stolen stuff" which is ridiculous, because any intelligent criminal (as the cunning fox must be) would surely use the more concise jargon "loot", or possibly "swag".
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:15,
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If I were a cat burglar, it'd say "SHIT I'VE JUST NICKED" on the side, along with my telephone, home address and Twitter.
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:20,
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:26,
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How about "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL"?
No... that won't work either. DAMMIT!
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:27,
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No... that won't work either. DAMMIT!

He may be a criminal, but he is in no way smooth. Not to mention he wears bright pink.
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:46,
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Doesn't 4chan or someone do things for that?
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17,
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I blame the king of the Jacks - JollyJack
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:19,
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should be illegal?
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:25,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vzfcZ_nJto&feature=related
Thats what WWII was really about y'know. All those brave folks fought and lost their lives to make sexy animal cartoons legal again.
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31,
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Thats what WWII was really about y'know. All those brave folks fought and lost their lives to make sexy animal cartoons legal again.


It's how most of these scenarios pan out, anyway.
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:21,
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is already slipping a finger in somewhere
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:32,
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"Orthodontists?"
No - DENNIS
(shooting stars)
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Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:43,
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No - DENNIS
(shooting stars)