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(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Okay, so...
A butch (lesbian?) copper is threatening Robin Hood with a comedy truncheon whilst Michael Jackson looks on?

Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Exactly!
except she's involved with the Michael Jackson look-a-like. He likes it rough.

But that was the exact reaction I was going for! To tell you the truth, these guys are regular characters of mine. Care if I introduce them?? I promise I'll keep it brief.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# As long as they appear to be all of a legal age.
Down with toddler nun rabbits!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# ^This. All over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Agreed. Even I have standards.
I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...

Blaxanie O'Neal (the butch cop)
She's a cat police officer who is always on duty. She's very tough and uses brute force to get her way. Many people don't like her, except for Jack Michaels, who is one of the few who does. She also has a lazy eye which she covers up.

Jack Michaels (the MJ impersonator)
He's a squirrel who runs a shop with his brothers. He's also very wimpy and somewhat of a pacifist, and relies on Blaxanie's help often. He can take a hit, though. (There's also a "separate" Jack Michaels, who is used as my avatar.)

Derrick R. Simmons (that Robin Hood-looking guy)
He's a fox who's a lousy thief. He tries to rob Jack often. Thanks to Blaxanie, he never gets away with anything. He's one of the many people who doesn't like her. Also he has a mangina... not sure why that last tidbit even exists.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
# this
I assure all of you that I'm not as bad as Mogs (though since I draw sexy animals, that's not saying much). So anyway...

was convincing

but then the character exposé, made it less convincing :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# HAVE FORGIVENESS!!!!!1
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# oh, ok then!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
# THANK YOU OGM!!! ^^
would like me tell you of toddler nun rabbits molester eyebrow man face candy of badness person 9/11 friedness chicken of Kentucky?? :3
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# It depends, upon the quality of your canoe, my canoe, for example, is famously "fucking shit".
How good is your canoe?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:07, archived)
# We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Needs more Hitler-wanking nuns...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hitler schoolgirls?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I actually understand this a LOT more than Moggy's posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# In that case, I'll have to push things to the next level
one moment, finding appropriate image.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Well, it's probably the method of suicide that I'd choose
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Yep, STILL makes more sense than Moggy's posts.
I'm not even shitting you; when compared to any of Moggy's posts, this is more comprehensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I need more O_O, alas scanner inop at the moment, so I have to rely on my back catalogue


I shall have to channel my inner incomprehensibly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Dude, anything ANYONE can post on here still makes more sense than her frightening menagerie of underage zombie rabbit nuns.
EDIT: Also, nice drawing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
# well, we don't have a generally "that's nice dear" accepted history of that sort of thing
So I'll stick to good old bodyshock among consenting adult sentiences.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I don't think she/he realizes that we don't want to see that kind of thing...
but I will concede, recently it HAS died down a bit. Only just, though.

Right, I'm off tae bed, nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# It's a perfect visual translation of what it's like to try to understand her.
It perfection of translated visually to understandingness of Mogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)
# let's semblance the intent!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# hahahaha oh lord
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
#
Oh God, that face
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# "You don't scare me! Work on it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I made that!
I'm sure you really wanted to know that...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# And it is indeed ace, got it off links ages ago and would have credited it but couldn't remember who it was
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# There are two "L"s in Stollen
assuming he has there ingredients for making German cake, otherwise I just have no idea what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)
# But there's only one L?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Exactly - I'm pointing out his mistake
It currently says "Stolen stuff" which is ridiculous, because any intelligent criminal (as the cunning fox must be) would surely use the more concise jargon "loot", or possibly "swag".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Ahh...
If I were a cat burglar, it'd say "SHIT I'VE JUST NICKED" on the side, along with my telephone, home address and Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Surely only a turd burglar would have a bag saying "Shit I've just nicked"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Good point...
How about "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL"?

No... that won't work either. DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Irony!
He may be a criminal, but he is in no way smooth. Not to mention he wears bright pink.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# It was intentional.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# On the lam from The Bronze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Whats with all the beastiality loving at the moment?
Doesn't 4chan or someone do things for that?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Nah - that's Deviantart
I blame the king of the Jacks - JollyJack
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# Surely images portraying animals in a sexual manner
should be illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It was made illegal in the 40s after this scandalous Tom & Jerry cartoon:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vzfcZ_nJto&feature=related

Thats what WWII was really about y'know. All those brave folks fought and lost their lives to make sexy animal cartoons legal again.
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#
even The Racoons? :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# *hopes someone posts that super porny raccoons orgy pic to freak fiend out*
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# It's already made me cry. Imagine what it'd do to HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# The long thumb of the law!
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# "Guess where this is going!"
It's how most of these scenarios pan out, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I bet that kitty / dog / fox / wolf thing behind the copper
is already slipping a finger in somewhere
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# Yep!
But he's a squirrel.
(Well gosh nope, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# The Michael Jackson one?
Well it is! Look! The glove, the jacket... wait...



OH SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Oh lord now I can't unsee it.
(Well gosh nope, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I can see she's admiring
that lady-cop's orthodontic work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# What do Americans call dentists?
"Orthodontists?"
No - DENNIS

(shooting stars)
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# haha!
I love their gags.

"I used to go out with a girl who worked at Marks and Spencer."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, but she wouldn't let me try anything on."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# haha
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