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# The Salmond of Doubt
(bolmertonsmythe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Salmon is pronounced "sal-mon"
Unlike Salman Rushdie who's name is pronounced "samman"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# both are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
#
Padma Lakshmi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# also delicious
EDIT: akshally, too brown
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
Salman doesn't seem to mind.
Also: RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# oh that son of a bitch :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:13, archived)
# !!
I mean fucking hell, he must have thought he'd died and gone to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# I know I would have thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW PEDRO WE'VE ALL SEEN WHAT A RACIST YOU ARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
#
Oh fucking hell what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# too pink
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Pedro, the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm starting to think you've got a thing about Salman and you're jealous of those women.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# none of them are right for him. I shall take him under my wing and show him the one true love
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Man I'm sorry I laughed at you.
I feel bad for you Pedro. I don't think your love is going to be returned, because you're not a super-fit lady.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:26, archived)
# maybe I am a real hot girl, but don't want the internet to know, because i dont want a bunch of geeks drooling all over me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# The funny part is that we're all sexy ladies on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Would you like them to drool somewhere else - perhaps your mug instead?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:36, archived)
# fuckinginsanedude
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Sal-man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I am so going to write some novels that are both critically acclaimed and are best-sellers.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# well thats what I meant, I would think I must be in heaven
...because on earth i would have never enjoyed a darkie kissing me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:20, archived)
# OMFG
You're not just a racist, you're a racist IN THE 70'S!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:22, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# i am Archie Bunker in the flesh :P
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKpHtc9F9M


oops, bad choice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:26, archived)
# someone should have introduced him
to Alf Garnett...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOhXpmozpbE
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# I think 'All in the Family' was based on that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:40, archived)
# yep!
which makes the 'britain is a fag nation' thing all the more beautifully ironic. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:51, archived)
# THE WORST KIND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:27, archived)
# A funking good ol' time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:33, archived)
# she lives in hope,
probably.

edit: oh, they divorced. that gag doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# not as much as she
lakshmi.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:10, archived)
# get the fuck out and walk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:13, archived)
# *tap dances off stage left to honky tonk piano music*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Prawn Laksa
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)
# MOVING THE NOODLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:43, archived)
# *pipes in*
*addresses*

*sticks knife in*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# HALP ME HOGIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Cameron likes wee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)