My dad's sperm met my mum's egg
rather than being one of the billions that were flushed down the loo
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rob,
Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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Ha! My potential maternal twin was swallowed by a midget in a gimp suit
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:05,
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