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# my sister used to think that sex was when a woman rubs her fanny against a man's arse
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# I used to think bumming meant two men rubbing their bottoms together
necking similar
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I used to think a blowjob is when a woman blows up your cock like a balloon.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I thought it was a job - a real job you could get with unions and wages and stuff
no I didn't but yeah like you I wondered quite how blowing was involved.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I was told (by my sex education teacher) that it was because it was below... b'low...
Yeah, I'm still in therapy.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Haha i thought it was related to hairdressers
I also knowledgably informed friends that wanking consisted of just thinking about a girl in a dark room, and that prostitutes were a religion that didnt like catholics
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)