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# QOTW vote- press your buzzers now
What nonsense did you believe in as a kid? (joefish)
The little white lie that grew (macroscian)
My brush with the supernatural (The Hedgehog From Hell)
Enlightenment. What was you road to Damascus experience? (edjogs)




(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Please not supernatural
The ouija board question was bad enough

I'll go for Damascus, despite the Domestos jokes Carter USM did 20 years ago inevitably being a feature
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# do those weird people still lurk around in the QOTW answers?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# my sister used to think that sex was when a woman rubs her fanny against a man's arse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# I used to think bumming meant two men rubbing their bottoms together
necking similar
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I used to think a blowjob is when a woman blows up your cock like a balloon.
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# I thought it was a job - a real job you could get with unions and wages and stuff
no I didn't but yeah like you I wondered quite how blowing was involved.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I was told (by my sex education teacher) that it was because it was below... b'low...
Yeah, I'm still in therapy.
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# Haha i thought it was related to hairdressers
I also knowledgably informed friends that wanking consisted of just thinking about a girl in a dark room, and that prostitutes were a religion that didnt like catholics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Where's you picture?
Also, slight TJ:
I am not racist at all but I have a couple of Indian Auditors sitting next to me and although they both speak very good English with my colleagues, they quite often 'Go off on one' in their native language. I think this is wrong but I would be interested to hear my fellow b3tains point of view before I tell them.

So, do you think this is wrong?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# do you worry they are gossiping about people in the office and saying rude things about you?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Isn't that what offices are made for?
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# I think so
and if could get away with doing this using a language only me and a chum understood I would do this. Massively.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Or alternatively, just catch up with them later when the person you want to bitch about isn't around.
It's why I usually go to the pub after class.
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# Bloody hell - you answered me!
Hello Rob! and Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# No.
When I taught EFL, I would go to the pub with students of age, and they would all make a specific effort to only speak English in front of me, out of respect for me, but I thought it was embarassingly (for me) hospitable of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# ^ I found myself at a pub sharing a table full of Spanish and Italian peoples who I'd never even met before
about halfway through the night I realised they were all speaking English even though some of them had very limited language skills

I felt, quite frankly, embarrassed by their consideration and assured them I didn't have a problem with them speaking their native languages in front of me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Well,
you're talking about them behind their backs on the internet. So it's swings and roundabouts, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# One of them is gronkplan
and they're bitching about vagcreams.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
Warum zum Teufel gibt es sie? Wenn ich von jedem Promi Geburtstage wissen wollte, würde ich es Google.
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# Mein Deutsch ist scheisse, aber wir wenn, benutzen diese Pfosten, um zu sprechen aus "Vobbly Bloke"?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
Nein, können wir beeinträchtigt werden. Mein Deutsch ist noch schlimmer. Ich bin mit Google Translate.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ah, gut. Wir kannst beeinträchtigt.
Ich selbst benutze meistens bablefish.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Yes, very wrong.
It is spelled THEIR.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Edited - Is it still wrong now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# um not sure
these lovely people will tell you 0844 809 4581
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# what do you mean by 'go off on one'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# They speak so fast, I don't have time to type in in Google!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)