Was it summoned to its own office?
Oh, I'm a fucking card.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:00,
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Sentencing your immortal soul to fiery torture and eternal misery in the bottomless pit of damnation,
like a boss
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:05,
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* The value of your eternal torment may go down as well as up.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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