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# Oh what
That means my cat is a monkey? The missus is not going to be happy...
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# I feel I should have added a few previous questions
Is it a cat?

Yes: Cat
No: Not cat



Is it a dog?

Yes: Dog
No: Not dog



Is it your girlfriend?

Yes: Girlfriend
No: Not girlfriend



Does it look like a hairy version of Winston Churchill?

Yes: Monkey or ape
No: Not monkey or ape
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Well, it sure looks like a cat...
But it's smoking a cigar... hmmm...

This is going to take some time.
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# A cat smoking a cigar is still a cat
And a squirrel with tits is still a squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# By Jove, I think I've got it
You should write books on these types of things.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# You know, that's a smashing idea
I'll send you a signed copy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# What does it mean
if your girlfriend has a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It means that any day soon her gorilla husband is gonna call round
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# yiff yiff grr meow
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)