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# Oh what
That means my cat is a monkey? The missus is not going to be happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# I feel I should have added a few previous questions
Is it a cat?

Yes: Cat
No: Not cat



Is it a dog?

Yes: Dog
No: Not dog



Is it your girlfriend?

Yes: Girlfriend
No: Not girlfriend



Does it look like a hairy version of Winston Churchill?

Yes: Monkey or ape
No: Not monkey or ape
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Well, it sure looks like a cat...
But it's smoking a cigar... hmmm...

This is going to take some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# A cat smoking a cigar is still a cat
And a squirrel with tits is still a squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# By Jove, I think I've got it
You should write books on these types of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# You know, that's a smashing idea
I'll send you a signed copy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# What does it mean
if your girlfriend has a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It means that any day soon her gorilla husband is gonna call round
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# yiff yiff grr meow
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)