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# Oh my!
And she appears to have some penis-fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# There'll be no penis-fingers in my portfolio, thank you very much.
Besides, should I ever decide to draw anything of the sort I'm not pretend-Japanese enough to do a good job of them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# No penis fingers, but certainly some condom gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# ^ this for random quote of the week
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# *checks board_stats*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# now now, there's no need to look at that. I'm sure it can't be accurate
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Ashamed of being number 6?
Or just accusing me of on purpose deleting your 20k?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Ashamed a bit i suppose. I should have better things to do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Fucking hell, I'm number 1?!
I don't know whether I should feel proud or ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# The best comments of the something or other
Mu: not in top 30, but the priceless: "No penis fingers, but certainly some condom gloves."
And oddly, number 30: Dekionplexis with "Yes officer, that's the one who stole my mince."

Would have preferred if my: "or two ufos warn a vagina through the means of a star that a victorian gentleman's sperm is approaching " was listed at number 9, than boring old : "only just seen this"

Fox wins the something or other prize. Number One of something or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Not in the top 30?
At the time of posting I was number 8, now I'm 6. Why do you hate me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)