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# Evening, all

WFHIT
All these monkey GIFs have been giving me non-stop joy all week. Please can we make this compo permanent?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Liking the style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# My dog had a nose eating bug
Necrotizing fasciitis, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# He was a Zombie Nazi??
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# crivens!
He was a fair haired, blue eyed German breed. A Weimaraner, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Aw crumbs.
My dog had a gigantic grotesque tumour the size of a cantaloupe growing out of her side which the vets didn't want to operate on. I shaved it and put a nipple made of fake skin onto it.

I had to bribe her with her own weight in ham to keep her still enough. Loved that damn dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# It seems the internet is in need of a site for pet owners to share their dead dog stories
and b3ta seems as fitting a place as possible.

If only puppies were for life!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Indeed
/board, /talk, /links, /dead dog nostalgia
Let's make it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# By the way the stuff on your site is amazing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# ^this is accurate^
"The Fly" has to be my favourite so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Thanks Drimb!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 7:58, archived)
# German, eh?
Are you sure it wasn't an Aryan Molossus?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# NO!
no more monkeys. please!

(thinks: i'd like to see this strip done in the style of pixelated mario bros)

Later: looked at site now. sorry for flippant comment. excellent stuff. has warmth. and only someone who has been through something as scary as something as what happened to someone I know would even know what hydrocephalus is, which is a big respect earner for me personally. because even though it is made a joke of, only someone who has experienced it in their life in some way would approach that in such a way that it is not merely exploitative, and makes it inferred atmospherically, not bonecrushingly, hamfistedly, thuggishly.... for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# i smirked, but didn't lol
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I dun a quiet pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Smells like cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# A wry smile is all I require.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# ^ NICE!
* That's all from me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Hahaha

Fanta stick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Lovely penmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Nice arts! :D
And, it's time for another Toon With Animal Tits ...
de Vil this time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Oh my!
And she appears to have some penis-fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# There'll be no penis-fingers in my portfolio, thank you very much.
Besides, should I ever decide to draw anything of the sort I'm not pretend-Japanese enough to do a good job of them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# No penis fingers, but certainly some condom gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# ^ this for random quote of the week
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# *checks board_stats*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# now now, there's no need to look at that. I'm sure it can't be accurate
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Ashamed of being number 6?
Or just accusing me of on purpose deleting your 20k?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Ashamed a bit i suppose. I should have better things to do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Fucking hell, I'm number 1?!
I don't know whether I should feel proud or ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# The best comments of the something or other
Mu: not in top 30, but the priceless: "No penis fingers, but certainly some condom gloves."
And oddly, number 30: Dekionplexis with "Yes officer, that's the one who stole my mince."

Would have preferred if my: "or two ufos warn a vagina through the means of a star that a victorian gentleman's sperm is approaching " was listed at number 9, than boring old : "only just seen this"

Fox wins the something or other prize. Number One of something or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Not in the top 30?
At the time of posting I was number 8, now I'm 6. Why do you hate me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# You'll convert yourself, if you're not careful, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# After only a fortnight's worth of, erm, 'research' for this, I may be there already.
Put it this way ... if I stop posting for a while, you know I'm inside due to the RSPCA finally catching up with me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Our thoughts are with you at this difficult time, Drim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I know, in the first few there was a definite distaste coming through.
Now it looks like he's almost enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# The next one will be pretty horrific, I promise.
Horrific yet sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# You're not fooling anyone, dude.
We're wise to you, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# A worrying trend, Mu.
We can't lose another good man to this endless war.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# What can we do to stop the spread of the Yiff Menace?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Double Agents, man.
Infiltrate and annihilate.
It's the only way.

Just pray we've got the resolve to stay on the True Path..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# But that was Agent Drimble's mission.
THEY'VE TURNED HIM MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Drim was weak.
He was probably brainwashed by the people on /talk.
It looks like abuse, but it's actually encoded yiffery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Very Perry Bible Fellowship.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)