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# I have 27p
I wish to invest it into a fool-proof get rich quick scheme.
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Right now your greatest asset is your ability to generate an income
Put that in your money box and in a few months when you've earned enough, put another 27p in there.

When you have over AU$1000 I can invest it in a stable economy for you. You're going to make it baby.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I got so excited by this investment plan
I blew all 27p on a 2nd class stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Now you have to work twice as hard just to get back to sqare one
Make sure you spit all over whatever you send to whoever with your stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# invest it in Mono's bumhole
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)