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# LET'S GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY STARTED
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# corky mc cracken jongles the burrymudge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# corky slammed his wiener in a car door
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# you're speaking american
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# with a Hebrew accent
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# This thread is only for people that can speak Australian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Come on guys, I know at least a few of you speak fluent Australian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# i'm still learning
i now know sweets are lollies and a slide is a slippery dip
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# At this stage you should probably be working on your pronunciation
One day it will just leap out of you and you will suddenly understand the language.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# no need, most of north sydney's from somewhere other than australia anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# IMMIGRANTS!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Hearing the word "unaustralian" makes me want to punch people in the cunt.
It usually means "anything I don't agree with and I can trace my Australian ancestors back at least 50 years."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Then stop saying it
Australia day used to be about having a barbecue with your mates. It still is, but a lot of people seem to be reading a lot of shit into it that doesn't exist without them doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Eh? No, I mean in general, especially anything Abbott's trying to sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry, I've had this discussion too much lately
Facebook was fucking bizarre this year. I don't want to take anything away from the terrible things white Australia has done to Aborigines because we still haven't come far enough.

Most of my boong friends love a good barbecue and I wish everyone would just chill the fuck out about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# No, really, I just meant
when someone doesn't like something, so they just declare it 'unaustralian', like the US used to in the 1950s. Nothing more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# it's the same as unamerican
doing something that a partcular person doesn't like
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I really wish it could mean something strong but it gets thrown around by rednecks and talkback radio hosts so much that it's turned into a dog whistle for racists
It is a very sad state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Aye.
Sad business.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I'm first generation and so are most of my friends
ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND LEARN THIS OR WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# rack orf you flamin galaah
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# here, practice this
Murphy Pipsnoggin is a bit crook in the gut
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# strewth mate
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHO SADIE IS MATE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# DIDN'T SHE SING SMOOTH OPERATOR MATE
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Nah ya dumcun ya sissy bitch sadie
YA FUCKIN KNOWER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Thongs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# ah, yeah, of course!
and jaffles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I can do handstands!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# STREWTH AILSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I've seen both flaming galahs and drongoes.
I felt ridiculously pleased when I got the pair.

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/galah.html

sadly no drongo photos worth posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Did you have to ignite the Galah yourself, or do they naturally spontaneously combust?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Well, they spend a lot of time sniffing solvents, so they are quite flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Those fuckers used to rabble up the driveway when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# They're awesome.
We get twenty or thirty outside the house in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I used to have to run at them swinging my backpack just to clear a path to get to the bus stop
Those fuckers get bold when they have the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I can just imagine some little kid being knifed by a flock of galahs.
"Giz ya fakkin sandwiches, ya lil cunt."
"Maaaaaam!"
*shivs*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock was like David Attenborough to me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# brarg nungerdung ya fuggerbrod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# strewth miccarn hargen
jotsa billy boy heeeeeu
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# burnouts on the middle brid hid mcgid, diggy mackenzie fern hurden
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Stunk the rung out with ya doubble bunbuns
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# stox brock me hidin stoof
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# ken oof up the daisy noggin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# currant mine, frock me stox
brig stong birrunga suurf madunndunn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Chongle me fasnudder with ya fat changa
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Does anyone want some financial advice?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I have 27p
I wish to invest it into a fool-proof get rich quick scheme.
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Right now your greatest asset is your ability to generate an income
Put that in your money box and in a few months when you've earned enough, put another 27p in there.

When you have over AU$1000 I can invest it in a stable economy for you. You're going to make it baby.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I got so excited by this investment plan
I blew all 27p on a 2nd class stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Now you have to work twice as hard just to get back to sqare one
Make sure you spit all over whatever you send to whoever with your stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# invest it in Mono's bumhole
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# If I had £10 to spend in a shop . . .
I got a mars bar worth 40p, a newspaper worth £1.15, 2 Curley Wurley's worth 20p each and a packet of mimi-Babybel worth £2.87, how much change should I have left?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# OMG...Years of silence...and now this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Hey wait a cuppaminmin and yajongle harrybips'll be on the harbour with a bag of prawns and a sick pugga dernuffukin brasn't
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
This is inspiring
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Gove shitting on acid...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you mind if I get these Monkies off my back, here please?
here please?






(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# STREWTH
JONGIE IN THE FONGIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# mighty strange stuff mate
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# There's no chairs! We need more chairs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I reckon...
I know where you got that photo...
(SalmonFilter, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, love the top left one
Walken monkey approves
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# THERE'S NO CHAIR! WOW! WOW! WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)