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# What do vegitarian maggots eat?
Linda McCartney.
That joke doesn't work as she was cremated...I say cremated, someone left her in the oven too long.
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# His next wife came preinstalled with kindling......
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Heather Mills won £25million in the divorce
but she's a woman she'll only spend it on
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha :-)
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# .
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# *gets an attack of coffee splurted out through the nostrils*
LOL
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)