My Mum bought a mandolin.....She chopped the end of her finger off with it and covered the kitchen in blood....
My Father took over and then chopped the end of his finger off and covered the kitchen in more blood....
He drove to hospital where they stuck his finger back on and stopped the bleeding....
He got home to discover my Mums finger was still bleeding and had to go back to hospital so they could stop her finger bleeding..
They cleaned the mandolin and got a refund...
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Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:38,
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My Father took over and then chopped the end of his finger off and covered the kitchen in more blood....
He drove to hospital where they stuck his finger back on and stopped the bleeding....
He got home to discover my Mums finger was still bleeding and had to go back to hospital so they could stop her finger bleeding..
They cleaned the mandolin and got a refund...
They should have sued the company who made the mandolin and got some lute from it!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:50,
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that might have struck a chordfor Paul Daniels
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maggenspies mayhaps,
Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:01,
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