As a child I always thought that I could draw...
Untill he came on TV every Saturday might and mocked my abilities
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:17,
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My skills have improved ten-fold since his butchering of my work.
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He was always cunning....
So say he's not even dead at all.... but living on a secret island somewhere..
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:34,
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RDLI is his pseudonym so he can get away with dodgy money laundering.
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:27,
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It's for the best sweetheart Rolic was the benchmark for childrenwho had no artistic talents.
Rolic himself was Artistically Challenged and his mental scrawling and daubs were politely accepted because of his Australianisms so they gave him his own TV show so that children who could draw would feel proud of themselves that they could draw better than Rolic and those that couldn't draw better than Rolic would know they would be better in a career in Politics or Banking.
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:22,
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My own parents destoyed my dreams after seeing an RDLI show
By telling me that my pictures weren't even good enough to send to the vision on gallery, and maybe I should practice a bit more first..
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