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# My basement started leaking from the rain and I'm hungry, do you all think this ad is legit? (possibly NSFW for sexywords)
stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/2836695745.html

I don't want to fuck her tho, I might get mustard on 'Little Pedro'

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 4:57, archived)
# If those were sexy words, I didn't understand any of them.
Except the part where he's deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:00, archived)
# no, wait!
'HE'? oh fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)
# I thought the 'nylon man' was the giveaway
But I am not exactly on terra firma here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:05, archived)
# you live on a boat?
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:09, archived)
# It certainly is
All my pipes have frozen

Alright, time to head into the freezer, which is the world outside
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:13, archived)
# since you live on a boat, I might be able to hook you up with a guy who has a shop vacuum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:14, archived)
# Pffft. A never ending supply of sexywords on craigslist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:07, archived)
# :D we all know he will fall asleep after the bj
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:19, archived)
# all he want is a sandwich?
thats a good deal!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:18, archived)
# Stockings and a sub?
You think he means a sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 5:26, archived)
# Absolutely!
You think he has a fucking submarine?!? Good god, Mo' you are so naive.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# it's Welsh
For, "i will happily felch you until your face turns inside-out"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)