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[challenge entry] Tickling the Slow Manuel
Q&D, but I had to get the ginger-gag in before everyone else did



EDIT: I'm rather amused that I aligned the hairdo with Rob's centre-parting rather than the size of the fucking head...

From the Make Cute Things Ugly challenge. See all 140 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I cant see that slow bastard in the same light
since i saw a video of an ape of some sort killing and eating one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# well they are tasty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# They're poisonous, apparently
I'd pay good money to watch an ape kill and eat Rob, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# NO APE CAN BREACH ROB'S INTERNET CUNTSHED
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# I've seen rival "factions" of gorillas fighting
which led to a gorilla eating a baby chimpanzee afterwards.

So yeah, gorillas don't give a single fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# mmmm
PG chimp tips
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# It makes sense.
Just think how much meat goes to waste in any one of our 'human' wars.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Soylent green for everyone!
*airdrops casualties from afghanistan in bar form over ethiopia*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Drop them from a sufficient height and there'd be no need to prepare them in bar form.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# What you're getting at is
any casualties in war should be eaten?

Hmm... over 60 million died in World War 2... that's a fuckton of burgers, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Absolutely. Probably taste better than rat.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# I have actually heard that human meat is rather tasty.
I can't remember who told me, or how they collected that research, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Human tastes a lot like pork
....erm, so I have heard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# I know. I wasn't being flippant.
I'm a vegetarian, but I can't really see any objection to eating the war dead. It's probably what they'd want.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Long pork.
 
My great-great-great-grandmother was the last kaitangata in my family, before they became Presbyterian
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# yes, better than rat, though rats are also pretty tasty, it's said
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiore
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10686025
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
#
Are you going to wank your way through the entire compo, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# a challenge is a challenge, innit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# I'm off to bed
but don't think that means I've stopped wanking
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)