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# I don't know much but I'm pretty sure he wasn't the one armed washer upper in Robin's Nest
(corgi74, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:43, archived)
# erm well this is awkward
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:49, archived)
# now, i'm not saying what you've done here is wrong
but this would probably be better received on the links board.
and when i say better received, i mean they may only tell you to fuck off.
see, the problem is, this is something you've just found on the internet. not only that, but nobody really gives a fuck about it. if you want to fit in and not get a bollocking, i'd suggest reading the faq and maybe watching the board for a while to see how it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# I think he changed it
David Kelly is the grandad out of Charlie and the chocolate factory, I was referring to the racist undertones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:57, archived)
# i don't really care
i'm sick, tired, pissed off and likely to be in a cuntish mood all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)
# have a pretty photo to relax you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:04, archived)
# That's a rather weak looking river of boiling piss.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
# an actual river of piss


Well piss and other bits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# If you're fond of sad poos and salty air...
Condoms and loo paper here and there...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Feck
I now have that stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)
# i need a wee now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# i need a poo
.
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# have it at paul's house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:39, archived)
# He'll photograph it, and it'll be on board next morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Nice.
I haven't used low speed flash sync since I went digital.

'To the Peaks...'
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# But why did he change it to a picture of someone called Malcolm Kelly?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
# How in the name of holy fuck can that be considered to have racist undertones?
Just because it's a picture of a black man?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)
# if you can't see it then you are also a racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# As far as I'm aware I'm not racist.
However, just for the purposes of this thread, let us suppose I am a full-blown racist.
What is it I'm not seeing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# I'm sorry I'm not willing to discuss the matter with a racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Delu?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Anyone else
think it looks like he's holding a cut out mask?

(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:01, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
#
There are no factors that change how crudely I photoshop before lunchtime

edit: especially when it comes to making the stick look like it goes behind the suggested mask rather than into the poor guy's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Be a dear and
add a bit coming out of his skull at the top, so I've got somthing new to wank to.

Thanks
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)
#
Maybe later.

Anyway, I'm still in my Pyjamas Wife-Beater PVC Nurses Outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I can only see one arm.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# why am I looking at your wog?
oops
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Haven't changed anything
Thought it was humorous that a photo editor had got an 82 year old white Irishman confused with a black man in his 20s as they have similar names.
But I forgot that most people on here are cunts. My bad
(corgi74, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# no
you forgot that /board isn't a place for posting things you've found.

As Smash said, putting this on links (or even the link to a screengrab and the website in question) as TJ would've resulted in absolutely no abuse. Or comments of any kind probably. You're right, it's a reasonably amusing mistake, but every other new post on /board frontpage at the moment is the result of someone drawing or shopping something themselves. One of these things is not like the others
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)