A group of Tory MPs out for a 'constitutional' in the woodsThis involves the honorable member getting caught in a rabbit snare before being savaged by an enraged stoat. The stoat has a cock like a cruise missile and the combination of stoat cock, male blood and nuclear weaponry gets one of the anti-abortionist female MP's Nads boiling and she's forced to tear off her horrific 1940s pantaloons and jam the angry stoat right up her dry, grey hate tunnel. The stoat scrambles in and wrenches out her shrivelled ovaries with its teeth, giving her the first orgasm of her dreary self-obsessed life.
Well, if it's old traditions you want...
(Well, if it's old traditions you want...
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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Are you referring to the adulterer Nadine Dorries?You know, the adulterer who wants us all to return to "traditional family values"?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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I have deliberately not referred to anyone in particular...I can't really imagine marriage-wrecking fantasist Nadine Dorries walking in the woods.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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Then that's perfectly okas long as you weren't besmirching the good name of the adulterous, right-wing, religious loony Nadine Dorries
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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hahahahahahahahahahagrey hate tunnel, best band name I've heard in ages
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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