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# I think I'll return to an old tradition:

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# A girl leaning on an Audi A1 holding a sequential art strip
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I thought you left
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I was run Plan B
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I'll be honest I'm glad you're back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# *tuts loudly*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Mad as a hatstand and a good artist
So yeah I'm glad he's back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# That's not what I was getting at!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
Your not glad of her back?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# IN UR BACK, HOLDIN UP UR SKULLZ
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I'M NOT MALE!! *swipe with knee to your belly*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Why are you back anyway? I thought you were leaving b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# YOU SHOULD REPLY TO MY MESSAGE!! *destroy your helmet*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# With sexy results
This could turn into a Yiff off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# ouch
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Destroy my helmet?
Fucking... ow. *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
#
This is getting strangely negative responses.
Personally I'd be thrashing myself into a frenzy at the notion that some hot Japanese internet girl had just offered to ruin my helmet with 'nom nom nom'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# If I knew Moggy WAS a Japanese girl, then probably...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Welcome to the internet
where on lesbian chat rooms I look like this

www.clackerville.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Hot-Girl-at-home.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# WITH TITS !!!
I was saying I'm glad your back ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Careful, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# *Pull your mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# O_O....i want some!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I'm not male either!
*slaps thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Are you real or are you walrus?
Porkchops taste pineapple in Sweeden.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I think it's the real one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Green Pineapple is tasty than it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# My doughnut exploded.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I bet you said that in a Sid James voice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Do you undestand "Green Pineapple"? :)
hint; It will explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I will not buy this green pineapple
it is scratched exploded
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Ohhhh! A grenade!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# *correct*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# So you stick grenades in your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# i heard it's the latest thing in japan
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I was reading a horror manga the other day
About kids who stick nails in their mouths and spit them out at things, and then something about it all being a dream or some shit.

Yeah, I read some weird manga.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Something by
Junji Ito?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Yami no Koe, yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# She has it.
She has very big boobs.
She is great army woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Who, though? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Comming soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# cumming soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# This picture is going to be drawn with jism?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I thought they all were
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# They are? Wow!
I wonder how you get it different colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# repeated hits to the genitals
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# does the pineapple need a peeler?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Don't need it. Because She is strongest.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# does she go super sayan level 4
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# now it finally all makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I don't think much of this remake of AKIRA...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# KAAANEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Real or another "comedy" second account?
atomic?
mind you it is weird how she appears when JJ does, or is she always watching, waiting?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
#
She waits, that's what she does. Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I'd be really suspicious, but that tends to happen with cenaris, too
Maybe their computers text them when JJ posts on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# It's the JJ signal.
A spotlight with a voluptuous squirrel silhouette.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Real.
Username is purpled out for me and hers is the only profile I have clicked recently.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# no wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# hooray, dave is back!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Dave!
How are you doing Dave?

Is it true that you left because everyone called you Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Oh goody
I want to introduce you to imchocked
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# \o/ -kiss me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# A tortoise in a latex catsuit
wearing a ballgag, with a squirrel with tits riding it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# even I'm tempted to draw that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Time's a-wastin'
*taps foot and scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# a kitten with a human penis engaging in auto fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# This is exactly the sort of quality suggestion
that always gets ignored but makes this threadwaste almost worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Kat doing Jack with a strap-on
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# LittleMaria: I want to Gary!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Up the Gary?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I want to Gary, too, but it's been illegal since 1872.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# LittleMaria: Poor Gary *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# that's why it's illegal
it's too painful
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# XD Thanks! XD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# ...o boy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# A chicken driving a cherry-picker
with Kat in the bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# A cartoonist pandering to his furry audience
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Or, a cartoonist dealing with the strange furry audience he's attracted
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# ...failing to deal with...?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Cartoonist stealing ideas.
(like I do... XD)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Moggy's shrine to you, not forgetting the lifesize wax effigy
also, this could have gone as a reply to an existing thread
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Some sort of fucking zombie rabbit nun thing with stitches
having sex with a child-like version of you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# wrong artist
you want dave
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# can you put a list with the people you ignore in your profile, please?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I should reply "ignore" to STUPID "Dave" comments.
Because I don't accept them.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
#
It's probably for the best, considering that you'll get them in response to everything you post from now on
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# So I'm not on ignore then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10692528
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# WITH TITS !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# My fox character! :D
Or, I dunno, Megaman or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# WITH ... oh you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# How about some sort of pin-up
featuring, oh, I don't know, a human woman crossed with a koala or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Gary Barlow being gangbanged by gary bushall and gary busey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# ^
this has merit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# It's a great opening line
but needs fleshed out a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# that's what you're for isn't it?
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Give it a few more years and Barlow will be one of the Tory MPs in the scenario below
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# me losing the last ounce of my will to live
as i once again stand on a plastic scooby doo figure that some little 3-year-old nightmare has accidentally on purpose dropped right in front of me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I'd offer mine but I'm desperately clinging on to it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# i may need to kill someone later
or at least stab the fuck out of a cushion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# WEAR SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# you mean the ones that are drying out
after having a cup of ribena spilled on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# KILL CHILDREN
WEAR SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# tempting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# You know I'm right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# they've calmed down now
and they're getting picked up in 10 minutes, which means i get a lift home and the rest of the evening in peace and quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
Best Zork add-on EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# A bloke called Dave endlessly bullshitting in front of a gigantic mural of kiddie porn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# A Rhesus monkey in frilly lingerie, performing a burlesque fan dance
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10692538
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I bet that series of links has had some use
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# a robot disguised as a penguin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10692523
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10691310
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# The curtains?
Dave's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Gah!!!!
*destroys own helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# A girl wearing a hat, leaning against a car and holding a sign
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Lots
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Remake of the sixtine chapel ceiling, made with your lovely line drawings
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Debbie McGhee using Paul Daniels' severed finger as an impromptu dildo
while shitting in his eager open mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Something rude
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Can you give us a list of animals you haven't crossed with some sort of woman with tits?
It might narrow down the search somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Someone with explosive diarrhea walking backwards toward a fan in a wind tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# autumn
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Some sort of transforer with tits?
It might mend relations with Emvee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Eh I'm an old-school Marvel UK purist
Transformers with tits really isn't my thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Transsexuals
Man-bots in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Booblebee? Megatit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Lazerteat?
(penis shaped) soundwave?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I imagine you see penis-shaped soundwaves all the time
if you listen to U2.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Arcee.
She turns into a car, I think. I wonder how shit she is at parking?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah, it was some nifty Blade-Runner-esque looking car.
But, you know, pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# She had tits, didn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I'd say more, a big sticky-outy car bonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Hmm. Is she the one I'm thinking of?
I seem to remember she hung around with Hot Rod in the movie, and I remember a story in a comic set after the movie where she complained he never had any time after he became Rodimus Prime and killed the franchaise.

God why do I remember this stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# So did most of the G1 Autobot cars
I'm sticking by Transformers being asexual at least up until the Beast Wars
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
#
I'm fairly certain that G1 Megatron had a massive, curved cock dangling between his legs.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I still beg to differ
tfwiki.net/wiki/Arcee_%28G1%29#Generation_1_cartoon_continuity

She also did appear in the UK Marvel comics, though that may have been on the American storylines.

I can't believe I just Googled for that at work. They'll kill my computer account for being an unutterable nerd.


Edit. Christ. If you can believe the people who wrote that wiki,

Marvel UK comics future timelines

Arcee was constructed by the Autobots in an alternate future 1995 as a good-will attempt to placate angry feminists who thought that they were "sexist" for having no women in their group. After trying multiple times to explain that Autobots, being robots, had no gender, Optimus Prime surrendered and ordered Wheeljack and Ratchet to make a new Autobot who would meet the humans' demands for sexual equality. However, when Arcee was unveiled at a public ceremony, her pink, skinny and curvaceous form enraged the very audience Prime intended to placate. Shockwave, Horri-Bull, Fangry and Squeezeplay who immediately attacked, looking to crush the "secret weapon" that was promised. Prime warned Arcee to stay back, lest she get hurt in battle, but the female Autobot, rightfully annoyed at the Autobots' lack of faith in her equal ability, singlehandedly forced the Decepticons into a retreat. Hot Rod thought that was pretty hot. The feminists were enraged beyond words.




Seriously, what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
Mind = blown
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Sadly, if you search for "Emvee" you'll find I am one of the people that wrote that wiki
I'm sticking by the Marvel UK future timelines story: they're all asexual, and Prime only built Arcee to placate some angry feminists

there's a particularly mental TF fanboy called Tramp who insists that they're all male/female and that they live in happy family units and raise children together...but raise the issue of homosexuality and you'll set off his beserk button
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Aces
But I'd hope you didn't do so from work, or that doing so didn't lead to your dismissal...

The Marvel UK future timelines story does make it clear she was built to be a female robot. Though it does also point out that there are no genders; I acknowledge that. Though that makes the whole Hot Rod/Arcee thing a bit weirder.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# The Jazz thing is even weirder
he points out that the difference between males and females is to do with the upper chassis design...yet the Jazz toy has a spectacularly-protruding chest

tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:Jazz_primes_rib.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Wild haslet
Sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# the feeling you get when you look out of a window on a rainy day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Terror?
Moggy is always out there, staring. Always staring.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# WITH AN OWL!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# The curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# A group of Tory MPs out for a "constitutional" in the woods
This involves the honorable member getting caught in a rabbit snare before being savaged by an enraged stoat. The stoat has a cock like a cruise missile and the combination of stoat cock, male blood and nuclear weaponry gets one of the anti-abortionist female MP's Nads boiling and she's forced to tear off her horrific 1940s pantaloons and jam the angry stoat right up her dry, grey hate tunnel. The stoat scrambles in and wrenches out her shrivelled ovaries with its teeth, giving her the first orgasm of her dreary self-obsessed life.

Well, if it's old traditions you want...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Are you referring to the adulterer Nadine Dorries?
You know, the adulterer who wants us all to return to "traditional family values"?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I have deliberately not referred to anyone in particular...

I can't really imagine marriage-wrecking fantasist Nadine Dorries walking in the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Then that's perfectly ok
as long as you weren't besmirching the good name of the adulterous, right-wing, religious loony Nadine Dorries
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
grey hate tunnel, best band name I've heard in ages
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Tits on a plane
But not on the undercarriage
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Presumably so it won't look like a big knob?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# a sexy young girl

crippled with spina bifida trapped down an alley by a gang of slavakian banksmen, who proceed to rape her for hours on end while each one enjoys a donor kebab and flicks ash into the numerous cuts and grazes they have caused, her gran father is watching from a near by window with tears streaming down his face as he is unable to help her as he has suffered a stroke, but is also wanking himself of with a beer towel he used to mop up his spunk after he had raped her mother
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Haha
Yeah, I've got that video
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Ahahaha fuck!
I hope nothing sexy happens!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Poignant
*wipes tear from japseye
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
#
Storylines on that Coronation Street are pretty grim these days
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# The only thing I seem to gain from that show is that
lesbian love triangles CAN be boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# you are gay
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Or maybe I'm just too much of a snob
to not overlook the fucking awful acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Fucking hell mongy that's disgusting.
You mean to say she has NO ANIMAL CHARACTERISTICS WHATSOEVER? Not even bunny ears or a fluffy tail?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# some conclusions
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# The dole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# dragons
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)