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# There's a sign outside a shop by me that says 'reclaimed teak furniture'
Ive always fancied adding an 's' to it, to make it Steak furniture
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Walsall has a Canal Museum
I've always wanted to paint out the "C"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# There was a club in Wolverhampton i used to visit called the Canal Club, because it was near a canal.
Much japes were had covering the sign one morn.

Oh, and there is an acting school on pentonville road called 'the poor school'. Someone broke off the 'R' and posted a photo on the 'shit london' blog. I went for a walk down there specifically to see it, but they already changed the sign to one with painted on letters :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# "Canal Lub"?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Funny, eh?
How we laughed...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# there's a furniture shop in Utrecht called Oud & Teak
which is hilarious if you know Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Sounds like a south african saying 'hide and seek'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Teak?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# At the risk of completely ruining it...

Oud & teak means old and teak, but is also pronounced as the dutch word for authentical.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# it's funny because I can imagine a belgian pronouncing it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# with an Urbanus voice?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# who cares, it's belgian
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
# authentic?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)