He ordered his slacks onlineas he doesn't live near an M&S store. Distressingly, said slacks were a little long, so he's returning them in the pre-paid return package.
However, the package is slightly too big for the post box, resulting in him having to queue at the Post Office counter.
(However, the package is slightly too big for the post box, resulting in him having to queue at the Post Office counter.
splorp ®,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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The poor chap, he'll be subjected to the same advert on repeat at least 13 times:'
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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It's certainly a tragic taleIf you're interested, which I suspect you're not, the man is impatient because the bottle of Diet Coke - purchased as part of a Boots "Meal Deal" - which he is clutching in a carrier bag along with a cheese and ham sandwich - is getting warm.
He now only has 15 minutes of his lunch hour left to send his package, return to the office and eat his lunch.
(He now only has 15 minutes of his lunch hour left to send his package, return to the office and eat his lunch.
splorp ®,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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it's a tragic tale of one man's ultimately doomed questyet his compulsion is that he must try, lest the gods become angered
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Indeed. It seems to the man that returning the slackshas almost become sisyphean.
( splorp ®,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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does this scenario feature squirrels with tits at any point? Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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Don't be daftof course it does
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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The person behind the Post Office counter is, in fact, a squirrel with tits.
( splorp ®,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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