
If I were in power, the rule would be:
If you step in dogshit, you have the legal power to insert that shit back inside the dog, then you can insert the dog into its owner.
That ought to solve a few things around here.
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Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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If you step in dogshit, you have the legal power to insert that shit back inside the dog, then you can insert the dog into its owner.
That ought to solve a few things around here.

This particular dog shit alley is where all the kids walk to school. Most arrive at school with shitty shoes. Nice.
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Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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would be to assassinate anybody found in possession of a tracksuit top/hoodie and a staffie at the same time
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Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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but ever since city councils adopted laws where dog owners have to clean up after their dogs (or risk being fined heavily), the streets are actually mostly very clean.
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Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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