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# For years I lived on a street that was essentially a toilet for all the local chavs' staffies
If I were in power, the rule would be:

If you step in dogshit, you have the legal power to insert that shit back inside the dog, then you can insert the dog into its owner.

That ought to solve a few things around here.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahah JUSTICE!!!
This particular dog shit alley is where all the kids walk to school. Most arrive at school with shitty shoes. Nice.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I think a very cheap and easy way to improve life all round
would be to assassinate anybody found in possession of a tracksuit top/hoodie and a staffie at the same time
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# This used to be a big problem in dutch cities in the 80's - shit everywhere
but ever since city councils adopted laws where dog owners have to clean up after their dogs (or risk being fined heavily), the streets are actually mostly very clean.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# We have laws like that
but they don't apply to chavs with staffies for some reason
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I know the city of The Hague is very big on enforcing such laws
it's their way of making some money for the city
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)