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# Too many Dog Eggs around my way...


Click for massive, feel free to put up around your local tarmaced turd track

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# oy yes, and round mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# For years I lived on a street that was essentially a toilet for all the local chavs' staffies
If I were in power, the rule would be:

If you step in dogshit, you have the legal power to insert that shit back inside the dog, then you can insert the dog into its owner.

That ought to solve a few things around here.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahah JUSTICE!!!
This particular dog shit alley is where all the kids walk to school. Most arrive at school with shitty shoes. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I think a very cheap and easy way to improve life all round
would be to assassinate anybody found in possession of a tracksuit top/hoodie and a staffie at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# This used to be a big problem in dutch cities in the 80's - shit everywhere
but ever since city councils adopted laws where dog owners have to clean up after their dogs (or risk being fined heavily), the streets are actually mostly very clean.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# We have laws like that
but they don't apply to chavs with staffies for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I know the city of The Hague is very big on enforcing such laws
it's their way of making some money for the city
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
Does rmind me of the Sniper at work signs back home though
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Some joker round us, actually clears their dogs turds
then tosses the freshly bagged "dog product" into the nearest bush, hedge, tree, meaning slowly festering bags of stinking-bio-hazard decorate the byways instead... Think I prefer the poo myself,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Someone has been spray painting similar on the paths near me
there was a nice frsh dog egg perfectly planted on one yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'm putting this in my window!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!
/throws jarate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# *googles*
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Sniper!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyNuriXG3BQ
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
i might do that over my local park, at the moment they've taken to spraying the dogs eggs bright orange to try and shame people into picking up after their dogs.

however the people who they are trying to shame don't give a fuck anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)