I hate ticks.Utter cuntbeasts they are. I got a mild dose of Lyme's disease in the US from one and managed to find a Paralysis Tick biting me in Australia.
Cunts.
(Cunts.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:04,
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Why is it called a paralysis tick?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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While it feeds,it injects a toxin that in a percentage of people causes paralysis. They reckon a good number of childhood deaths attributed to polio in Australia before the vaccine was introduced may well have been due to those fuckers.
Apparently all stems from the point where spiders and ticks split - most ticks lost their venom, but a few kept it.
(Apparently all stems from the point where spiders and ticks split - most ticks lost their venom, but a few kept it.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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Oh my god so ticks are basically bloated blood-sucking spiders?AAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH!
I'm never going near sheep again.
(I'm never going near sheep again.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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You'll be fine if you wear a condom. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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