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# Two years and no fp
So I said I'd try my hand at these
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Don't let it bug you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I'm trying not to get tick.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] http://www.b3ta.com/links/The_Sun_On_Sunday
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Sun_On_Sunday
(1.618..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Aww just make something to do with Star Wars
= guaranteed FP
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
make something to do with Star Wars change your username to monkeon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I hate ticks.
Utter cuntbeasts they are. I got a mild dose of Lyme's disease in the US from one and managed to find a Paralysis Tick biting me in Australia.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Why is it called a paralysis tick?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# While it feeds,
it injects a toxin that in a percentage of people causes paralysis. They reckon a good number of childhood deaths attributed to polio in Australia before the vaccine was introduced may well have been due to those fuckers.
Apparently all stems from the point where spiders and ticks split - most ticks lost their venom, but a few kept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Oh my god so ticks are basically bloated blood-sucking spiders?
AAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH!

I'm never going near sheep again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# You'll be fine if you wear a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Ah well, remember FPs aren't an objective measure of goodness
They're just the opinions of a handful of mods. To me the most important thing is the comments I get from regular boarders.

I think your lolly tick is very jolly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I have to say this is true for me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# That's exactly the sort of thing someone with only 3 FPs would say.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# That's exactly what someone with only 17 FPs would say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# That's exactly what someone with 17 + 3 FPs would conclude.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# As it goes, two of them were FPed twice, so the real total is only 18.
Testament to my unoriginality.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Yeah, but I've just had my second top tip in the newsletter, so shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Easy now, it's not a competition.
Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# how jolly! kiss my dolly
 


so then I found the sparkle brush
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ooooooh, sparkley!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# It latched onto a unicorn.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# That's lovely!
I'd still burn it off with a match if I found it on me though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Jeepers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I imagine this is latched on to Moggy's brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
#
latched on to
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# larf
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I stand corrected. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Is that a product of tick photography?
Lolololhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Something to do with the op-ticks :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)