Hahaha, bugger that! I'll stick with the pounce and squash method!
Misread that as 'ponce and squash' technique.Envisaged you mincing around screaming until you finally pluck up the courage to batter it to death with your handbag.
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Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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Haha, I used to ponce about trying to pluck up the courage,But learnt that while doing so they escape, which means a night of total anxiety, jumping on them bare handed is very unpleasant indeed, but from seeing it to killing it with your bare hand is only 20 seconds of fear and revoltion, folowed by relief anf joy a minute later when you wash your hands:-)
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Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:12,
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