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# Related to the thread below, but as a slow board


Work in progress, hopefully finished in time for the auction but I am beginning to doubt it.

EDIT: FFS someone post something funny. I feel a right pratt up here so long.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# COR! leather and curves :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# You could hang it on your wall
if you bid at the auction :)*

* If it is finished by then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Unfortunately, due to being an awful big sissy arachnophobic,
I have nothing hanging on my walls, due to the fact I'm so paranoid I always imagine there are spiders hidding behind them, true fact :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# It just means they're hiding somewhere else :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha. you bastard! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Same here
Leave no hiding places!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Arachnophobia is a terrible curse.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# If you don't give them pictures to hide behind they'll have to hide in your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
shoes pubic mound.

No wait...that isn't spiders...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# That's ok, they won't run out of my shoes and make me jump while I'm lying down quietly watching the tv ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# No, they'll bit your feet when you put your shoes on.
And once their paralyzing venom has taken effect they will crawl into your ears and make spider nests.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# As long as I don't have to see them, they can do what they like !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# You won't see them after that, they'll just slowly eat you from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Starts snorting pesteside...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I found some fantastic sprays in Spain
kills the bastards instantly (think it's probably illegal here)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I resently had a squirell or rat in the loft,
so spent ages at B&Q looking at traps and poisons, they sold nothing just for spiders which I also looked for while I was there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# garden centres have some but nothing specific and costs fortune
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I ordered some sticky traps for my mum of ebay. They seemed to work pretty well.
As long as you don't mind having cardboard traps full of dead spiders around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# FUCKS SAKE B3TA!
Just typed www.3bay.co.uk to check.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# urgh shudders
they could chew their feet off and still get you when you're asleep
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Wouldn't work. They'd chew their foot off and then put their leg down again - back on the sticky trap.
They would keep trying and by the morning there would be a little legless bug which you might find more appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha, bugger that! I'll stick with the pounce and squash method!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Misread that as 'ponce and squash' technique.
Envisaged you mincing around screaming until you finally pluck up the courage to batter it to death with your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Haha, I used to ponce about trying to pluck up the courage,
But learnt that while doing so they escape, which means a night of total anxiety, jumping on them bare handed is very unpleasant indeed, but from seeing it to killing it with your bare hand is only 20 seconds of fear and revoltion, folowed by relief anf joy a minute later when you wash your hands:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I'm a hitler veggie but it's death to all spiders with 10 feet of my house
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I spent a year as a veggie some years ago.
And decided I would try and catch them and put them outside instead of killing them. this ended after the first attempt as the little bastards vanish into thin air in the prossess, I went straight back to the lunge and kill approach!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# instant death only way
wish I still had my fluffys as it was a mad dash between them to kill 'em and eat 'em o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# What they want to do
is go into space

(Image linked because the arachnophobes are clearly about)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha....that's cute..
It's the great big Brithish house spider I am most petrified of.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I'm more worried about those bloody foreign spiders.
Coming over here, eating all our flies, raping all our women.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Squash them with a rolled up daily mail is the only way!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# thanks for linking :)
I can't even look at pictures of 'em without getting the fears
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# /\a terrible film/\
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Scared me witless!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# ^this
never been so scared in cinema before or since, needed more than a few doubles in the pub after
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Cars. Girls.
What more could you need? Beer, perhaps. Probably not all at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
# maybe some bacon sandwiches
comfy chair

some other sandwich

a hat, should it rain.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Hat sandwich for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# A hat sandwich is what separates a gentleman and other non gentlemanly folk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Only if it has English mustard on it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Looking good
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# You're not looking so bad yourself
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
www.cthulhulives.org/toybox/Phone/Ringtones/ASOTR/shoggothprayerRT.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
#
www.cthulhulives.org/toybox/Phone/Ringtones/ASOTR/Cthulhu!RT.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Wha?!
Are those from a musical? If so I want to see!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Just found them tonight
and figured they might end up on a few of our phones by tomorrow

I think this is it: www.cthulhulives.org/store/storeDetailPages/asotrcd.html

www.cthulhulives.org/Musical/Prayer%20Sample.mp3

Edit: Just bought both CD's and a jumper to boot: www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Wow I love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Needs moar Audina
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Are Audina having a laugh?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# i dont see any ticks :(
:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# they are in the glove compartment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# and under my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Nice arts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# this post made me laugh
was it intentional?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about, I was just commenting on her lovely arts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
#
ts se ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I WOULD BE SO CRUDE.
CAN'T A LADY POST HER ARTS ON B3TA WITHOUT GETTING LEWD COMMENTS?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I do hope not
They have never let me down so far!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# but yes, nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# stop staring at her arts
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# We demand more lady arts and more arts in leather too!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I am also a big fan of arts
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# one for the kids
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# This is what i love about B3ta
I took about 10 days drawing and airbrushing a picture; then you make it twice as good in 10 minutes flat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Rubish, If you hadn't made it so good in the first place, it would't have been worth putting the kitty in it ;-)
I did it with a fingerbob too, but that didn't look any good!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I'm serious, it does make me laugh
I'm aware I'm a bit of a 'one trick pony' and rarely manage humous, so when my images are used for evil deeds I am usually happy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Lack of humous doesn't bother me, I like to see atry stuff as well, whatever people create is nice to see. and I like diversity.
This one is nice also because, it's like some of your older stuff, I always liked it when you combined straight lines with curves :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Inspiration is the problem
And there have been 'rumblings' that I should try something different.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Sod em! and just do and post what you like when you want to.
My opion is, if people moan about it, I'm not interested in their opion anyway, so it doesn't bother me...
As long as it's within the faqs ect...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Two tricks if you count the singing, surely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I did mean on /board.
I'm going to claim 3 on B3ta if you count video making then!
www.b3ta.com/links/747833
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# One for the adults :D
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Haha!
That's utterly BOMBASTIC dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Hell Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I bet this is all lully and everything
but I can't see it for some reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Are you wearing hockey pucks
Instead of glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Nope hockey pucks are in my pants where they should be
*have seen lully picture now by looking at the page element thingy whatever it is in firefox :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Check that your monitor is the right way round.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Haha yay!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Have you tried right clicking, then emailing it to yourself, printing it off,
and then selotaping the picture to your monitor?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# This actually works.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Top tip
printers upstairs though and I'm glued to the sofa :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Did Derren Brown glue you to it?
He's a cunt like that.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# cunt of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# This is unacceptable as it would infringe copyright.
What if we ALL did that? Then noone would buy the picture at the auction!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# It would actually make it the original picture
of which EVERYBODY has that making it really unique and massive expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# But the one you buy at the auction wouldn't be wrecked by selotape!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Nicely:D
(herman:D, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Post something funny Herman, quick
I need a lie down and daren't leave when i'm the last poster.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Where's My Pube!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# As stated,
Work in prog! The hair is always the coup de grace.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Sturdy upholstery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Is that Sara Cox?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)