Alternatively...While watching her tivo'd footage of the Leveson enquiry, Anne Diamond gets such a sudden wide-on that her bhs underwear is almost sucked up her cunt. She needs something inside her and quick but has been on the Atkins Diet for almost 20 years and therefore has no courgettes. She decides to shit into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which she bought for her veruccas. To her delight, her meaty diet has ensured that her turd is a girthy beast, around 8 inches long and 3 inches in diameter. It immediately solidifies on contact with the nitrogen, and she uses the tongs to feed the massive shite right up inside her dripping clunge. However, before she can fuck herself with it, it freezes itself to her cervix. She must wait until the shit thaws before beginning the laborious process of removing it with cotton buds, a wooden spoon and a tootbrush.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:00,
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My word!I laughed at courgettes
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:44,
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I think I have this somewhere on VHS
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:28,
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