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# ^ That
Sitting in the Thirsty Bear, knackered and pondering life :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 4:35, archived)
# Life is the pondering
and the sitting, in the Thirsty Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 4:41, archived)
# There's a page in Readers' Digest for that sort of thing :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 4:49, archived)
# Yeah I'm their feature writer.
and I'll tell you a secret... you know those 'amusing' letters that people send in about what kids say, I actually write all those too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 4:57, archived)
# "Whilst looking after my 6-year-old grandson James,
my friend and I were remarking how my neighbor was rather two-faced.
Later, when the neighbor was visiting, James said to her,
'Mrs. Johnson, I heard gramma and her friend talking earlier,
and apparently you're a complete cunt'.
Luckily, she saw the funny side."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 5:00, archived)
# I shall now try to find some Americans to show this to :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 5:06, archived)