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# Saves time and energy cooking meals, leaving you with more meat eating time.

This is the FUTURE©
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# butchers could turn into restaurants
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# You can sit down at the restaurant, and they would lead a live impala to your table
After picking out which bit you'd like, they set the lightsaber to medium/rare/well done and cut/cook a slice of meat right onto your plate.

Bon apetit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Good ape tit?
But i ordered impala!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# You're being very insensitive to the ape now
she's just lost her tit, ferchrissakes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)