thanksI feel stupid for not realising Peter Cook wrote the words but I doubt I feel as stupid as Redwood did.
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Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:40,
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I didn't realise either, but now it's been pointed out I've tracked down the sourceIt's typical Peter Cook genius: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjZDnZaCYhU
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Sat 17 Mar 2012, 19:46,
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