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# So there's a field of bulls and a field of cows
(and yes, I am waiting for a call)
and then there is this earthquake and all the cows are chucked all over the place yet the bulls are unharmed.

So when she recovers, one of the cows goes over to the bull pen and asks, 'How come you weren't hurt by the earthquake?'

And he replies...

(I feel sure you all know the answer, especially given the context)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:57, archived)
# something someting china shop?
did i win?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 1:59, archived)
# A frayed knot
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 2:01, archived)
# did they wobble at all?
is the answer jamaica?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 2:35, archived)
# Nevermind the bullocks
Are they Scottish with small scrotums ?

Ma wee balls wobble but dinae fall over
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 2:50, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:53, archived)
# and the old bull says to the young bull, "Let's walk down that hill and fuck ALL of those cows."
 
Like I don't know, maybe he ain't been in town long or something
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:00, archived)