SCANDALOUS! I'll see you down in Courts!To buy a sofa.
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:29,
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Courts went bust about five years ago, I think.Tell you what, name your out of town retail park and we'll do the lot, then we can go to Frankie and Bennys.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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World of Leather it is.Let's ask them where the bondage gear is and act like we understand the need for pretending it doesn't exist when they deny knowing about it.
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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You have to ask for 'the packing room'.A discreet tenner in the pocket of the manager guarantees access, though not on weekends as it's where they put the bouncy castle.
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Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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