Who's Arti, and why is he parting so easily with his rectal fungi?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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lesser known factsArti was a pioneer in the emerging field of Mycology in the 18th century. Due to a rare and exotic condition he unfortunately managed to cultivate a colony of fungi in his rectum, and is believed to have coined the term "toadstool".
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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LIES'Toadstool' originates from the 15th Century, from the first observation of a mutant strain of amphibian with opposable thumbs, who were using crude clubs to batter each other senseless
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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Sadly,A mere prank executed by Arti subsequent to his invention of the time machine on a long Easter weekend.
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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