I dated someone who thought they were Avril Lavigne.Hmm... might have been, actually...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:25,
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Depends. Were you a skater boy at the time?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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Mhmm. She said "see ya later, boy" when she dumped me. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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Well, you did have to make things so complicated
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 1 Apr 2012, 13:08,
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I was trying to be cool, but I looked like a fool, apparently. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 1 Apr 2012, 13:12,
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