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# So, our new old school wooden high chair arrived today
With instructions...



Go easy with me, newb first image post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Wacky instructions.
The best kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# *squints* *squints harder*
*presses ctrl and + twice*

Sorry, can't read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Just the drawings should do it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# GAH! Of course, please excuse my momentary humour bypass.
Now go wipe your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# they're instructions for a bar stool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# God bless China, and the cheapest outsource
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Reading not required.
One's a guide to building a bar stool, the other's a high chair.
EDIT: piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# does it involve anal insertion?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# That's up to you I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# i'm a woman who follows orders
up to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Yeah I hear yah. Gotta be careful with all those points :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# this is a nice gentle joke
everyone should be pleased.

as the instructions say

do take care over loose stools
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# ^
stool may loosen with use
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)