HOLLY: A computer's gotta do what a computer's gotta do. Let battle commence.QUEEG: Pawn to King Four.
HOLLY: Horsie to King Bish Three.
RIMMER: It's called a 'knight,' actually, Holly...
QUEEG: Knight to King Bishop three.
HOLLY: Queen to Rook Eight. Checkmate.
QUEEG: That's an illegal move.
HOLLY: Oh, sorry. Queens don't move like that. I was thinking of poker.
CAT: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging: Every time you make a move, he makes one too.
(HOLLY: Horsie to King Bish Three.
RIMMER: It's called a 'knight,' actually, Holly...
QUEEG: Knight to King Bishop three.
HOLLY: Queen to Rook Eight. Checkmate.
QUEEG: That's an illegal move.
HOLLY: Oh, sorry. Queens don't move like that. I was thinking of poker.
CAT: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging: Every time you make a move, he makes one too.
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:02,
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Too slow, Chicken Marengo!
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:09,
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I'm gonna eat you little fishyyyyyyyy'Cos i like eatin' fish!
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Victor Meldrew,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:25,
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This is mine. This is mine.All of this is MINE. Except that bit. I don't want that bit.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:43,
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