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# And
is it your cock's birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I always assumed my cock had the same birthday as me.
Do you celebrate your genitals birthday on a separate day?
Maybe that's what the queen's second birthday is all about. It's for her vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# It took a week for my cock to fully flop out of my mum, it was that long.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# PITYITWASATTACHEDTOURFACELOOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)