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# 5000 posts!!!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# -1
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Congrats!!
Is that an emu?
Edit: Oh, it's a cock! Why does it appear to have eyes?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# And
is it your cock's birthday?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I always assumed my cock had the same birthday as me.
Do you celebrate your genitals birthday on a separate day?
Maybe that's what the queen's second birthday is all about. It's for her vagina.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# It took a week for my cock to fully flop out of my mum, it was that long.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# PITYITWASATTACHEDTOURFACELOOL
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# If that's his cock he needs to see a doctor immediately.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
cock-eyed?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# *tilts head*
What IS that?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# It's a rusty pick axe
on drugs
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# It's my 5000th post.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# It looks like a penguin in a backpack walking to school.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Nothing of the sort!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# This is absolutely disgusting!
Filth!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# typical episode of pingu
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# If you know what I mean. Wink. Wink. Nod. Nod.
Say no more.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# 'grats :D
thankfully i can't make any sense of your image
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Pierce my helmet!
Merry Milestone.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# thanks for reminding me to take my anticonvulsants
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Is that a Prince Albert I see?
Have it washed and brought up to my room.


Happy 5K!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Happy Meaty Nutz Dandy Doodles
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# OOOOOH!
Thank you kindly sir/madam
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# i'm all male




until I have the surgery
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Haps b3days.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# And a happy b3taday to you!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# \o
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Happy candles
:D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# eyejuice
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Congrats, but I'm still not sure what this is
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# It's the underside of a penis, silly.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Oh fuck, is that some kind of lateral glans piercing? :(
Happy candles and that
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)