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# lies!
my hair is purple and my beard is.....erm......my beard........my beard is......nonexistent. yes, that's it, i haven't got one!

*immacs furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# If you have not got a beard, what is this on you chin!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# damn ants, always after my strongbow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Haha, I'v stopped drinking that cheep replica Lambrini type perry stuff...
But when I was drinking it, tiny little flies about the size of knats used to materialize from thin air, and dive into the glass, they loved the fucking stuff..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# had a bottle of that the other night
the gnats didn't get the fucking chance to get near it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# it was worst when you were sat in the dark watching tv....
Had a swig, and you just knew what the little dry lump was you just swallowed!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
almost as bad as taking a swig from a bottle at a party and finding out that someone's been using it as an ashtray >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Just as bad when you do it at home, and you were the one that used it as an ash tray in the first place!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# i'd never do that
my ashtray is a daffy duck tea plate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd
/Chaucer
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# don't get poetic on me, geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Don't mention her Nether Yaya ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# chance'd be a fine thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Ouch!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# "Tehee!" quod she,
and clapte the wyndow to
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# only because the beard gives you something to hang onto ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)