They are all using the smurf facepaint
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57,
archived)
They're hooked on snorting blu-tack.
Kids these days, they'll huff anything.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:58,
archived)