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# i'm feigning nothing
i had no need to resort to D&D during my teen years, i was promiscuous instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Who the fucks promiscuous?
Never heard of him.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# i'm promiscuous
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Awaits production of sock puppet which will begin to
badger you as to why you were so late getting in last night.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i was in early, like most nights that i'm not partying
glass of cider and the hairy bikers. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I enjoy the hairy bikers I do
They're like my brother (if he had a bike and a knack for cooking).
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I'd imagine most D&D players would have been too had the opportunity presented itself ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# most of the D&D players i knew wouldn't know what to do with the opportunity if it landed naked in their laps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Roll a D20 to decide the initiative of course.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# i'm still not sure what that means
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# They would make a fumbled attempt at groping your breast, fail and end up groping your armpit instead.
-10 to self respect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha!
ah, the memories! had one bloke once spend 10 minutes trying to snog my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51, archived)