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# Sorry...


Imagine it's bindun a gazillion times but it got into my mind and I had to get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# he's clearly a hippie, but a geek, too? i'd never have guessed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Don't worry because half way through he get's turned to the Undead
and has -20 to intellect and movement. Movement become nil when he's faced with the Puzzle Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# 0_0
i don't even know you any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# gothmog!
ugly fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# O-O I don't even know you anymore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# hey, that film was wall-to-wall sexy men in pointy ears and tights
there's no shame in liking that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I preferred the none pointy eared one namely Aragorn
but maybe also Haldir was quite fanciable.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Aragorn didn't really roger my hammerstein
it was the teeth, i think. Haldir definitely had something about him, though. that said, i'd probably do Theoden given half a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# What Would Jesus Be? Chaotic Good?
I'm betting he runs away. Every D&D game I ever played usually descended into an argument when everyone was getting their arses kicked by goblins or kobolds or some shite and one player would always, always run off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Neutral rather than chaotic I think.
And yes - they all either descended into massive flounce-fests, or some of the most flagrant cheating the world has ever known.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# or shouting "Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"
"Oi Timmy stop throwing those fucking beanbags this is table-top D&D!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# One of us would always end up far more drunk than the other,
and chaos would inevitably ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Chaotics always ended up winning
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I summon the almighty powers of intoxication
and loss of balance.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# now that i understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Let's see him roll initiative against the Romans.
Aaaaand there's one of the only D&D terms I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Oh yeah everyone feigns ignorance...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# i'm feigning nothing
i had no need to resort to D&D during my teen years, i was promiscuous instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Who the fucks promiscuous?
Never heard of him.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# i'm promiscuous
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Awaits production of sock puppet which will begin to
badger you as to why you were so late getting in last night.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i was in early, like most nights that i'm not partying
glass of cider and the hairy bikers. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I enjoy the hairy bikers I do
They're like my brother (if he had a bike and a knack for cooking).
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I'd imagine most D&D players would have been too had the opportunity presented itself ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# most of the D&D players i knew wouldn't know what to do with the opportunity if it landed naked in their laps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Roll a D20 to decide the initiative of course.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# i'm still not sure what that means
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# They would make a fumbled attempt at groping your breast, fail and end up groping your armpit instead.
-10 to self respect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha!
ah, the memories! had one bloke once spend 10 minutes trying to snog my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Fab!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# excellent!
...but Satan scores on the rebound!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:33, archived)